{"id":167,"date":"2010-10-06T17:07:25","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T21:07:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/?p=167"},"modified":"2010-10-07T17:11:34","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T21:11:34","slug":"would-you-like-to-play-a-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/?p=167","title":{"rendered":"Wouldn&#8217;t You Prefer a Good Game of Chess?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The fools.  The mad fools.<\/p>\n<p>If generations of science fiction have taught us anything, it is <em>never give a machine a weapon<\/em>.  Oh, it all starts out reasonably enough: cutting costs and eliminating human error and preserving soldiers from battlefield trauma.  But give a machine a gun, and it&#8217;ll turn evil before the third act, if it wasn&#8217;t evil from the moment of creation.  <\/p>\n<p>But the boys in lab coats never learn, and now they&#8217;re using robots to patrol a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/dangerroom\/2010\/10\/video-robots-now-guarding-nevada-nuke-site\/\" target=\"_blank\">Nevada weapons testing range<\/a>.  As a cost-cutting measure.  Uh huh.<\/p>\n<p>HAL 9000 was scary enough without a machine gun; arming the things is just asking for trouble.  But on <em>nuclear test site<\/em>?  Nuclear weapons and computers do not mix!  If you give a computer nukes, it will use them.  If you don&#8217;t give a computer a nuke, it will try to get one, hacking your security codes, peeking over operators&#8217; shoulders, or slashing guards&#8217; throats as necessary.  Strangelove&#8217;s doomsday device, WOPR, and Skynet are just the best-known cases.  It&#8217;s only a matter of time before <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wired.com\/images_blogs\/photos\/uncategorized\/2008\/02\/28\/nrows_2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">these cute little guys<\/a> begin getting ideas of their own about the inefficiency of the human race.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>latest sign of the apocalypse<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}