{"id":108,"date":"2010-07-30T20:00:30","date_gmt":"2010-07-31T00:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/?p=108"},"modified":"2010-07-30T20:08:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-31T00:08:35","slug":"no-standing-no-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/?p=108","title":{"rendered":"No Standing, No Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eileene got the car towed late last night, which gave us quite a scare\u00e2\u20ac\u201dshe thought it had been stolen.  Her transgression was parking in a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No Standing\u00e2\u20ac\u009d zone.  Her reasoning went something like: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Signs often explicitly prohibit both parking and standing, so if this sign prohibits standing, parking is still okay.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, New York City doesn&#8217;t see things the same way.  The city&#8217;s position makes a lot more sense.  Under what conceivable circumstances would a particular patch of pavement be too precious to allow someone to occupy it for two minutes, but available for someone to occupy for two hours?  For that matter, a driver in a standing car can pull away if someone really needs that space for some emergency, while a parker, leaving the vehicle, is unlikely to be available at all for just such an emergency.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re used to thinking of standing as a special kind of parking, where we stay in the car and leave it running.  But this is a misleading habit of thought, born of the fact that most people park a lot more often than they stand.  For practical or legal purposes, parking has to be considered a special kind of standing, because it produces all the problems of standing and more\u00e2\u20ac\u201dand therefore carries all the state&#8217;s legitimate interest in regulating standing, and more.  At any given moment, parking cars constitute a huge majority of standing cars, but are still a subset, just as yellow bananas constitute a subset of all bananas.  So a sign forbidding standing forbids parking, too; signs that explicitly state \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No parking, no standing\u00e2\u20ac\u009d are merely a kind of courtesy to avoid confusion, sort of like saying \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No firearms beyond this point, including shotguns.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Ironically, the inconsistent application of that courtesy produces a different kind of confusion, such as Eileene experienced last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>conceptual difficulties with road signs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=108"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/108\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mdlake.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}